I am a little girl, but there was never a guy nor a girl that could call me weak. I'm a yordle and even though I am stronger than most other people, the League of Legends has nearly forgotten me. So on a sunny morning,  I decided to once again demonstrate my might. I armed myself with all my weapons and armor and began to walk out in the world.  I wandered through Ionia, but I couldn't find a challenge big enough for my strength. I wandered to noxus and demacia, but I won every fight easily. I entered freljord and berserked in some little fights between the three fractions, but no one spoke about my victories. I had to realize that only the League will give me the credits I deserve. So, after a long time, I found a summoner who finally picked me as a champion and I proofed my strength and won the fight, destroying the enemy nexus.
My hammer won. I won. And finally they noticed me as a powerful champion. I'm not a little yordle no one picks. Im mighty.  I'm poppy!